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Lakeside High School's Theater presents...

Write Me a Murder


Vic Pompadour
(reclining on the couch), an aspiring magician, discusses an alliance with Zack,
or is it Mack?

Hood


Sprigget, Mr and Mrs. Old Codger.
Rest in Peace


Horace discusses his demise with Emma.
Virgil’s Wedding

Virgil ) and Margaret
finally get hitched.
Reverend Davis performs the ceremony.
A stormy night in a mansion in the middle of nowhere, the perfect setting for murder! Or was it? Were the characters in Write Me a Murder actually succumbing to Mr. Fortune’s diabolical plan for them to turn on each other so that one would win one million dollars by committing nine murders? Or were they simply rehearsing the play that would earn each of them $100,000? The audience was kept “in the dark” until the final scene in this comedic “murder” mystery. Hood was performed by the beginning drama class. It was a parody of Robin Hood, using slapstick humor and feeble jokes to make the audience laugh. Will Robin Hood marry his long time fiancée Marian or will he choose Little Sprigget daughter of poor peasants displaced from their jobs by the Evil Sheriff of Nottingham? Who ever heard of a Soothsayer, Native Guide, Body Guard, or Personal Assistant Cassandra Bingham French , in the original tale of Robin Hood? No one, I can assure you. However, after the performance everyone came away with history rewritten. How do you teach your rude, self-centered, egotistical, vain husband a lesson? This is the premise of Rest in Peace. Horace goes to the hospital for a simple physical and winds up dead...or so he thinks. During his ordeal, he meets two “ghosts,” Emma and Brandy , who discuss options for his afterlife. Then, just as the decision from “above” is delivered, Horace is “punked.” His death is all a part of a “candid camera” type show to teach him to treat others better. When he asks his wife, Hazel about Emma and Brandy, she has no idea who he is talking about! Were they “real” ghosts? “He loves me, he loves me not.” Margaret asks herself this question, but not quite so eloquently; In Virgil’s Wedding, comedy reigns! Virgil can’t quite convince his beloved Margaret that she is beautiful, and he does love her. Perhaps that’s because the most romantic thing he has said is, “No one milks cows with as much poise as you have.” When Virgil gets trapped in his best man, Ellard’s, lizard trap the night before his wedding, Margaret is almost left alone at the alter. But, Virgil escapes the trap and arrives at the nick of time to prove his love and to marry Margaret!